WHAT?!

I have to admit it - I was really, truly believing Britney was going to come back tonight! I told everyone to watch out! When the VMA's opened with a shot of her weave, I felt my heart sink. I couldn't even pick my jaw up from the floor! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?? I seriously expected her to be like "just kidding" and kill it!

The problem with Britney is that she got oversexed! When she was a hot, young virgin, she was hot. The lust oozed out of her and after she got plenty of it, she lost her drive and now she sucks.

I was routing for her, but there's NO coming back from this one!