Nah Homie, THIS Commercial Is Funny!

Whoever knows Hand knows I have a different sense of humor than most so if you don't find this commercial funny then it's cool but when I first saw it I was dying cuz it really caught me off guard and since I usually have similar scenarios like this playing out in my head it just made me laugh even more! AHAHAHAHA!!!

MasterCard Comercial "We Want The Funk"

I started watching this serious show about global warming and how we wont be here in a couple of thousands of year's (to bad for my grand kids grand kids ha...)...And this commercial came on, I was literally on the floor laughing... hey took my mind right off from where we gonna be in a thousand years!...

James Lipton was a PIMP!

James Lipton Appears on the Conan O'brien show... wow who would have thought that this man was a pimp in france!... Some of you fuckers don't know who he is , well he is the guy that interviews Hollywood actors and actresses on the TV show Inside The Actors Studio.

Jay - Z Regrets "Retirement"

If you're like me, then you're wondering how Jay-Z feels about his much hyped about "retirement" and since then having recorded two albums.

Finally, here are Jay's thoughts on that:

“I think I pulled the retirement ripcord too many times. People looking at me like, ‘Please shut up.’ I was looking at (his retirement movie) ‘Fade to Black’ the other day. I was embarrassed. I couldn’t watch. I’m not playing with you. I had to turn it off,” he says. “I was cringing.”

Yeah, I would be embarrassed too, Hov!

He also went into what he thought about Lil Wayne a little bit saying,

"Do I think me and Lil Wayne should be in the same sentence? Me? No,” Jay says. “I mean, hopefully one day. He has to accumulate work. Put some classics under his belt.”

Full the full article, click here!

Fashion: Hiroshi Fujiwara Slams BAPE and the American Suburbs

In an interview with Portfolio Hiroshi Fujiwara bad mouths Nigo of Bathing Ape.

“I just wonder how he feels when he sees ugly people wearing his clothes. If you go to the countryside in America and people are wearing Bathing Ape, that’s not very cool. I thought he was more like us, but he changed.” -Hiroshi Fujiwara

Now why go after us (Americans) in your opinion about Nigo and his Bathing Ape line... Now what Hiroshi didnt think is that one of Nike's Or Levi's Intern is going to read this and give it to the higher ups of the company and then there will be no more collaboration with him!. Hiroshi should think before he actually opens his big mouth!...Like my cousin josh said "He should shut the F up before we Tommy Hilfifer his ass!!!"

Beanie Off The Hook - CAN'T STOP THE MACK, HATERS!!!

For all you haters out there who were hoping B-Mack got into trouble again over this auto-theft crap - THE CHARGES WERE DROPPED. He paid off all the fines and what not and the judge saw it all for what it was, a misunderstanding.

On another note "The Solution" is set to drop in December - GO COP THAT! IT'S ON LIKE HOT THONGS!!!

Click here for the full story from ABC

Amy Winehouse Arrested on Marijuana Charges

Everybody's favorite talented ugly lady got arrested for carrying that sticky-icky. Guess she should've gone to rehab (get it? ahahaha.... NO - that was corny on purpose).

Click here for all the info on MTV.com

"The Crack House" - Fat Joe Feat. Lil' Weezy

"I'M SLEEPIN' ON A BILLION DOLLARS!!!" HaHa! He's such a liar...

Cassidy Speaks For The Rest Of The Homo-Phobes

First off a big L-M-A-O! to the homie Cassidy cuz this ish is FUNNY! He basically said what all of us were thinking and he's not ashamed of it. I know many are gonna talk ish and say he's only doing this because his album is dropping and he wants to stir up controversy for album sales but so be it, as long as he's keepin' it real and is being honest while doing so then I'm all for it.

The G.O.A.T. -vs- The Billy-Goat - SOHH Exclusive

A couple of the industry cats weigh in on the recent "beef", so to speak, between Jay-Z and Great-Uncle L (get it? GREAT uncle, like Great Grandpa - AHAHAHA!!!) on SOHH.

G-Unit Feat. Lil' Kim - Wanna Lick

After all the bullsnaps these two talked about eachother, they decided to go back in the lab and try for another "Magic-Stick" hit - HA! BUENA SUERTE CINCUENTA Y PEQUEÑA KIM!!!

Nas Explains Controversial Album Title

You see what you guys started over at FOX... I agree 100% with Nas on this one!

"I’m talking to the streets. Stay out of our business. You ain’t got no business worrying about what the word ‘nigger’ is or acting like you know what my album is about without talking to me. Whether you in the NAACP or you Jesse Jackson. I respect all of them … I just want them to know: Never fall victim to Fox. Never fall victim to the sh– they do. What they do is try to hurry up and get you on the phone and try to get you to talk about something you might not know about yet.

"If Cornell West was making an album called Nigger, they would know he’s got something intellectual to say," Nas continued. "To think I’m gonna say something that’s not intellectual is calling me a nigger, and to be called a nigger by Jesse Jackson and the NAACP is counterproductive, counter-revolutionary."

Check out the Whole Story Here...

Video: Jay-Z "PSA" (Summer Jam 2005) FlashBack.

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Talk About Perfect Video Timing!!!
Aight who else can amp a fucking crowd like the homie Hovito... Can't wait for him start the American Gangster Tour. Big shouts to my boy Carlos who actually filmed this as he was doing security duty at Summer Jam... No excuses for the 08 joint- So call me early homie!...LOL

Video: Kanye West Performance @ The BET Hip-Hop Awards

Fashion: Complex Platinum Club Opens In NYC

If you like Complex Magazine and all that it brings to you every month, then you are going to fall for there flagship store "Complex Platinum Club" Which will bring you all the rare kicks in one spot! So don't go nuts anymore on the internet....just visit the store which is located
upstairs at the Training Camp store, 6th Ave and 41st St. To get on the waiting list, go here and fill out your info, Yes its not your average store so get on the LIST fuckers!

Mixtape: The Graduate

Mick Boogie and Terry Urban link up with legendary producer 9th Wonder to come with this exciting new release… Kanye West ::: The Graduate

Download Mixtape Here!

Damon Dash Thinks Jay-Z's Single Lacks "Magic"

"Every time I hear Jay-Z is making a record I get excited because I'm a fan of him as a rapper," Dash told SOHH. "But it's almost like when you hear [Michael] Jordan is coming back to the league, happy-sad, like 'Damn man, he's coming back but his knee is not the same!'" Dash said. "I hope he does a good job, I hope he comes back and does right by it."

Check out Dame talking about Jay-Z and his new movie project Mr. Untouchable

Video Trailer: Common "I Want You"

Lil' Wayne Answers The Haters

Here's some footage of Lil' Wayne @ The BET Hip-Hop Awards performing a song answering all his detractors. Enjoy...

Cam'Ron (aka...Nemo) Spotted in Jersey!

Is it just me or my eyes are just seeing or hearing what you fuck heads are posting...Ha ha you morons fell for that one ha?!

So you think this dude is Cam'ron... To me this is just staged. The dude holding the camera takes to damn long to walk towards cam! - If this is really cam and MTV is the one with the footage then I can say that Cam is doing something with MTV...perhaps he is doing a movie or a show with MTV (top secret shit, right?)because why else would you take a pic of cam'ron in fatigues and doing jumping jax!... Or he is just plain retarded or using his marketing skills!

G-G-G-G-G-Unit "Shoot To Kill" Album Dec. 18th

Finally the a G-Unit Album will be released on December 18th - The first single “Wanna Lick” Fea. Lil Kim, will air tomorrow on Hot 97’s Funkmaster Flex Show. Lets see if this album will work out the low numbers the G-Unit members have encountered on there solo projects. I'm a fan if this pops for them then everything will fall into place once again. If not then you will see the G-Unit members going to do grave yard shift up at....KOCH!!!

Video: Timbaland Feat. One Republic "Apologize"

Nas: Leader of the Free World, Marketing Genius or BOTH???

Looks like God's Son did it again! He's had the internet goin' nuts for the past few days ever since announcing he would title his next album "NIGGA" and now he's got the boob-tube on fire! I know many people disagree with Nas on his title choice and that I may be one out of only a few supporters for his most recent decision but if you watch this video and don't feel like standing up to the man (just the first few minutes with that dumb bitch from Fox reciting rhymes and sounding like a fu**ing tard got me heated enough!) then I don't know what side you wit' young homies. They used the same damn Bill O'Faggot video for God sake and they also cut off the dude from AllHipHop when he's making a point about white racism currently going on! Conveniently ending the discussion HA!

Well anyway keep in mind that Nas was going to name his last album "Nigga" at first and then changed it to "The N" because of label pressures. Then with the change in Hip-Hop he recorded new material and named it "Hip-Hop Is Dead" to prove another point. Also another thing you need to realize is that this could all just be a big marketing plot (I hope not) since Nas knows it would garner so much attention that the label heads wouldn't allow its release anyway (I wish they would). I for one hope he's serious about the title and that he doesn't let them make him back down. Call me crazy or whatever but this rap ish has always been about freedom of speech and not letting them hold you down yet when Nas decides to keep it funky everyone wants to switch it up and say he's O.D.'ing - ALL OF YOU ARE FAKE FU**S!!! A tear for the real :'(. Let's see what the Street's Disciple decides to do now that he has their ears...

Video: Obie Trice Feat. Saigon "Wanna Know" (Remix)

This is great track...and the remix was long over due! Enjoy...

Via: OnSmash

Fashion: The Air Jordan 13

The Air Jordan's 13 which were designed by Tinker Hatfield are making there way back to us- Which is great, I'm not a big Air Jordan Sneaker fan (like the whole world!) but these are the shit, I played ball with them when I was younger and they have to be the must comfortable to play Basketball with (Yes I DO PLAY BALL!)

Check This out!

Barack Obama and Dick Cheney are COUSINS!

Yuuup, you read that right!

The political opposites just found out they're 8th cousins!

Read all about it here!

50 Cent On The Letterman Show

I do hate this song..not a little but a lot! - But hey Letterman is not going to tolerate Curtis singing... "Officer Down". LOL

The Inevitable...

Mega speaks on his next solo release "The Inevitable", future endeavors and on the independent game in his latest interview with XXLMag.com

"The funniest thing to me is that, when me and Nas had beef, people had the perception that I was still in the projects broke and mad. Meanwhile, I was probably the richest rapper from Queensbridge at that point. Everything that I wanted at that point in my life I could get. I was the one who was taking the kids from the projects to Great Adventures and paying for transportation and park admission. The independent game is the best thing in the world for an artist. You just have to get a good lawyer, study the game, and you can’t act like a diva because ain’t nobody gonna pamper you. If you can grind, then you can make money."

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Hip Hop Don't Need To Be Saved

Crazy Legs of the infamous Rock Steady Crew sat down with SiTV to talk about Hip Hop and here's a snippet of what he had to say:

Hip-hop don’t need to be saved. The people that are portraying what they do as hip-hop, and it isn’t, are the ones that need to be saved. “Hip-hop is dead?” It all depends on which direction you’re looking in, or which station you’re listening to, what TV program you’re watching and what so-called hip-hop movie you’re looking at. I’m not some self-righteous hip-hop head. I think what Jeezy and all of them do, it’s entertaining and it’s fun. All we need is a little more balance and a little more respect for what it is as a culture in its entirety.

For the rest of the interview, click here.

November Hip Hop Releases

November 6, 2007
Jay-Z - American Gangster
David Banner - The Greatest Story Ever Told
Sheek Louch - Silverback Gorilla
Keak da Sneak - Deify
Cassidy - B.A.R.S
Wyclef Jean - The Carnival II: Memoirs of an Immigrant

November 13, 2007
Gucci Mane - Back to the Traphouse
Ja Rule - The Mirror
Bow Wow & Omarion - Face Off
Nelly - Brass Knuckles

November 20, 2007
Beanie Sigel - The Solution
Hi-Tek - Hi-Teknology 3: Underground
Cormega - Who Am I?

November 27, 2007
Freeway - Free At Last
Lil Mama - Voice of the Young People

December 4th
Wu-Tang Clan - 8 Diagrams

Video: Mr. Untouchable

And you thought Nino Brown was fake with all them tits hanging in the movie screen!...

Video: Kids sing...kids sing!

I found this on Mr. Kanye West blog...this has to be one of the funniest shit ever... I hope FOX News doesn't have an opinion on this..

T.I. Denied Bail

Rapper T.I. appeared in the Federal Courthouse in Atlanta for the first time today at 3:00 PM on weapons charges and has been ordered held without bail. T.I., born Clifford Harris Jr., had his hands cuffed and his legs chained as he entered the packed courtroom.

His lawyers unsuccessfully sought bail for the rapper, which was denied by U.S. Magistrate Judge Alan Baverman.

Source: AllHipHop

Joe Budden Speaks To XXL.com

"I’ve been in conversations with Jay and L.A. [Reid, chairman of Island Def Jam] but, L.A. is not really hip-hop. That’s what he hired Jay-Z to do. I left my conversation with Jay empty again, with no answers and no responses. I set my mind up quite some time ago that I wanted to be released from Def Jam. Which is why I’ve been quiet and dormant for two years. They were thinking about dropping me when I put Mood Muzik 2 out. Then I put Mood Muzik 2 out and they decided to keep me. So I wasn’t going to have that happen this time. Mood Muzik 3 has been done for quite some time. Put it out for what? So my record label who does absolutely nothing with me can decide to keep me just because I can generate some type of interest on the street? I refuse to do that."

Check out the whole story over at XXL.COM

Diddy did it...

Sean "Diddy" Combs allegedly socked a man twice in the face after they'd jawed at each other at a SoHo afterparty early yesterday, police sources said.

His Diddyness was holding court with pals and bodyguards at Kiosk, on Spring Street, at around 3:30 a.m. when he got into an argument with an acquaintance, Steven Acevedo, over a woman, the sources told The Post's Larry Celona.

Acevedo told cops that the two stepped away from each other, but resumed exchanging heated insults minutes later and that an irate Combs then threw a classic syncopated one-two combo - hitting him in the face twice while screaming, "I'll kill you, punk!"

Check out the rest at the NYPOST

XXL DECEMBER COVER--- IT'S YOUR BOY!!!

It's none other then JAY-Z (shit who else can grace a 4th quarter cover) wearing some hot Billionaire LV Sun Glasses with the reflection of the Big Apple on them. I can say that I am over the whole lets bring New York back - Good music is good music... and its NYC's time with the big homey on the wheel!

Nas Live @ Roseland Ballroom, NYC Part 2

Man I wish i would have made this show!

Video: Joell Ortiz 125 Part 4 (Finale)

The homey Joell Ortiz "125 part 4" director by Rik Cordero

Keeping Up With the Kardashians

Keeping up with the Kardashian's premiered yesterday on E!- Tv its just full of reality bullshit, why would I want to see other people and how they live or spend there money or whats going on with them and there problems. Shit I have my own problems to dwell on...right? Anyway so in this scene you see kim showing one of her friends a new stripper poll she got for her bday or something like that... I actually wanted to see if Kim can work that poll, yeap me and the rest of the male species. As they are doing some type of routine on the poll (making believe) here comes the little sister... moving her hips, then you see her on the poll...and all kim can say is "Where did you learn that" (obviously looking at your porn, moron!) - Then the pops comes in and tells the little one..."thats not appropriate" (good shit dad) - If this was a Hispanic house hold you would see the little one getting her ass whupped and the dad saying "turn off the F'ng Camera"

T.I. Arrested before BET awards.

The King of the South T. I. gets arrested on gun charges before he was to appear on the BET awards... It is said that he was buying guns from an undercover police officer. Okey why would a person that has so much money do such a stupid thing...- Lets hope that T.I. get off from this one and learns something from it... people are talking a lot of garbage about Hip Hop and things like this just makes it worse.

Nas Reveals new album name...

Apparently too much drinking and too much smoking at New York's Roseland Ballroom on friday night got the homey Nas thinking about his next album. The name of the next album is.... "NIGGA"! So it got me thinking, Nas doesn't want to sell any records because what retail place will put that on there racks?!...Smarten up Nas!

Via MTV