WHAT?!

I have to admit it - I was really, truly believing Britney was going to come back tonight! I told everyone to watch out! When the VMA's opened with a shot of her weave, I felt my heart sink. I couldn't even pick my jaw up from the floor! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?? I seriously expected her to be like "just kidding" and kill it!

The problem with Britney is that she got oversexed! When she was a hot, young virgin, she was hot. The lust oozed out of her and after she got plenty of it, she lost her drive and now she sucks.

I was routing for her, but there's NO coming back from this one!

Oh Vivica!!

Vivica, let me tell you something dear - the last time you were important was when you were dating 50. Now, I know breakups are painful and I felt bad for you there, but the best revenge is to look better than ever, but frankly, after 50, you turned into a MESS..and that was a long time ago! You've had time to recover! You got botox and collagen injections and who knows what else...and now, you want to go out in public with a bigger forehead than Rihanna! Girl, fix your damn weave!