Britney Loses Kids

Everyone's fav unfit mother lost both of her sons today! Check out the official paper work here, courtesy of TMZ.

Honestly, I think it's great. This girl is obviously in a bad mental state and needs to take care of herself before she can be around two little boys who need her undivided attention.

Britney Tries to Off KFed!

Haha, who knew she was this insane? Check out what Entertainment Tonight uncovered below. It HAS to be her!

ET has several reliable sources that the FBI and LAPD are investigating legitimate leads on a contract hit on KEVIN FEDERLINE's life.

Multiple sources tell ET that the FBI made attempts to contact Federline to inform him of the potential danger.

Sources within the FBI tell ET that this is the bureau's standard operating procedure when someone's life is threatened.

ET has been working this story for the past two months. When contacted, the FBI told us that the bureau cannot confirm or deny an investigation.

WAIT! There's a Douche Missing!

This is from the new Vanity Fair article, "I'm With Her!" about the Hollywood It Girls and the losers they date - Kevin Federline, Pete Wentz, Steve Aoki, Benji Madden, Cisco Adler, and Joel Madden. Photograph by Brett Ratner.

If you're going to put all these guys in the same room, then there is one MAJOR douche missing.... where is Spencer Pratt of The Hills? Actually, I don't think I want to see that chipmunk... Pete Wentz and Cisco Adler are enough fug for me!